I am a procrastinator. I’ll admit it. I would love to say I’m super organized and have my life together, but that’d be a Pinocchio-worthy lie, and I don’t like lying to you.
So, I thought a good way to spread the love would be to share my top seven ways to procrastinate during a typical school week. Enjoy.
OMG I love Pinterest! I won’t ever try to hide it. I have over 18,000 pins that I will never look at again, but for some reason feel so secure knowing that if I ever need to design a fourteen-billion dollar home, I’ll have the aesthetics ready for reference.
- Cleaning
“I’m not being productive right now. I should clean my room.” Phft, yeah right. All I know is two hours later I’m sitting in a pile of dirty laundry and old diaries laughing at my twelve-year-old self’s drama.
- Taking a Walk
While almost every college-y blog you’ll ever read tells you that, “…taking a walk is a good way to clear your head when you feel overwhelmed, and just need a minute.” I’m calling BS. Ninety-percent of college is feeling overwhelmed. If you’re not feeling stressed out over something you’re not doing it right.
But I digress. Taking a walk is a perfect way to walk right over to the nearest pizza place and eat your problems away. Which leads us to our next procrastination creation.
- EATING
By far my favorite procrastination creation, eating is the most fun and delicious option. While eating can be bad for you, we don’t care. Because let’s be honest, pizza. And buffets. And pizza buffets.
Whether you’re stalking ex’s, trying to discreetly unfriend your mom, or hack your BFF’s profile to spam them, Facebook is undoubtedly one of the biggest time black holes ever. From embarrassing pictures your aunt posts to inspirational videos of disabling animals triumphing over obstacles, Facebook is the time suck for you.
- YouTube
Undoubtedly one of the biggest video dump sites ever for cat, and fail videos, YouTube is the savior when it comes to escaping reality. It’s like drugs for people who are too introverted to find a dealer.
- Netflix!
I don’t know if I can even describe how much time I’ve spent on Netflix, running from finals and Midterms. It’s a beautiful, beautiful creation and if I didn’t have trust issues I’d try to marry its creator.
I hope the list has helped you find some ways to procrastinate, and I wish you luck on the semester.
SURVIVAL OF THE SAVVY 
